Lindsay Lohan has an incompetent lawyer representing her. Straight from the mouth of Judge Jim Dabney, the man in charge of her criminal case.

Dabney reamed out Mark Heller, saying he was incompetent to practice law in California and Lohan has to get another lawyer who knows what he's doing.

That or waive her right to a competent California lawyer. Seriously.

The judge informed Heller he screwed up the legal documents he filed by not following California law, and denied his motion to dismiss Lohan's case.